Hi everybody! I'm on opiates!!! I wound up getting injured today in the most idiotic non-voluntary (as in "I wasn't drinking, I wasn't horsing around, and at no time did I say to anyone 'Hey, y'all, watch this'") ways possible.
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Long story short: I had muscles tensed at eXACTly the wrong time when an elevator stopped moving far too quickly for the way I was standing and have a spasm in the middle of my back, it's treated, and I'm going to be fine )